substituting rats for lawyers

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-10-2006, 09:57 AM

Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.

**MSFixR** · 05-10-2006, 11:05 AM

Another truism - 9.

05-10-2006, 12:01 PM

heard it, 7

05-10-2006, 01:47 PM

hehe - 9

**Val** · 05-10-2006, 09:08 PM

heard it too.
7.

BlackWolf · 05-10-2006, 09:17 PM

Charlie5x5 · 05-11-2006, 07:02 AM

mindycure · 05-11-2006, 01:21 PM

GrimJohn · 05-11-2006, 02:05 PM

**KeiraLover** · 05-11-2006, 11:12 PM

Considering that I used to work for lawyers, I'm giving that a 20

randy_andy · 05-17-2006, 02:33 AM

any lawyer joke is good in my books

05-10-2006, 09:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,185 My Profile	substituting rats for lawyers Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? Three reasons: 1. There are more lawers then rats. 2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them. 3. There are some things a rat will not do.

05-10-2006, 11:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,594 My Profile	Another truism - 9.

05-10-2006, 12:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	heard it, 7

05-10-2006, 01:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dark-Faith Posts: n/a	hehe - 9

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Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	heard it too. 7.

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BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	7

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05-11-2006, 11:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
KeiraLover Keira Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,593 My Profile	Considering that I used to work for lawyers, I'm giving that a 20

05-17-2006, 02:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
randy_andy Newbie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6 My Profile	any lawyer joke is good in my books

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