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**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-10-2006, 09:54 AM

Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him "Bill Gates -- you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell." Bill Gates tells God that he would like to see both before making a decision.
So God takes Bill Gates down to Hell, where there are beautiful, nubile bikini models, perfect weather, free drinks, and eternal happiness. "That doesn't seem so bad," says Gates. "Let's see Heaven now." God and Gates go to Heaven, which seems to be just a bunch of old, crusty angels flying around and sitting on a few clouds. "I've made my decision," says Gates. "I choose Hell."

Six months later, God goes down to Hell to check on him and finds him hanging above a pit of fire with wild harpies tearing out his intestines. "What happened to all the bikini models and the sun and the fun?" Gates screams. "Oh, that," says God. "That was just the demo."

**MSFixR** · 05-10-2006, 11:04 AM

Isn't that true - 10!

05-10-2006, 12:01 PM

repost, 6

mindycure · 05-10-2006, 12:55 PM

7 i hadn't heard that one

Jeff · 05-10-2006, 12:58 PM

ha ha! 8

05-10-2006, 01:28 PM

hehe, think I heard it before but it's still good.
9

**RebelMan** · 05-10-2006, 05:13 PM

**Val** · 05-10-2006, 09:02 PM

New to me. Good one Simon.
10.

BlackWolf · 05-10-2006, 09:17 PM

7

Heard it.

05-10-2006, 09:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,053 My Profile	windows 666 Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him "Bill Gates -- you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell." Bill Gates tells God that he would like to see both before making a decision. So God takes Bill Gates down to Hell, where there are beautiful, nubile bikini models, perfect weather, free drinks, and eternal happiness. "That doesn't seem so bad," says Gates. "Let's see Heaven now." God and Gates go to Heaven, which seems to be just a bunch of old, crusty angels flying around and sitting on a few clouds. "I've made my decision," says Gates. "I choose Hell." Six months later, God goes down to Hell to check on him and finds him hanging above a pit of fire with wild harpies tearing out his intestines. "What happened to all the bikini models and the sun and the fun?" Gates screams. "Oh, that," says God. "That was just the demo."

05-10-2006, 11:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,936 My Profile	Isn't that true - 10!

05-10-2006, 12:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	repost, 6

05-10-2006, 12:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
mindycure Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Wilmington Posts: 393 My Profile	7 i hadn't heard that one

05-10-2006, 12:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	ha ha! 8

05-10-2006, 01:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dark-Faith Posts: n/a	hehe, think I heard it before but it's still good. 9

05-10-2006, 05:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
RebelMan AgEnT oF ChAoS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Web Posts: 10,030 My Profile	8

05-10-2006, 09:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,863 My Profile	New to me. Good one Simon. 10.

05-10-2006, 09:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	7 Heard it.

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