Poker Game

**Val** · 05-08-2006, 09:19 PM

This one I can change the names!

Jonny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Jonny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but the stupid ... (oops) ... the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.

The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Jonny by the ear, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Jonny, and without comment the game resumed.

For the rest of the afternoon, Jonny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions.

After the poker game ended, the father asked Jonny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Jonny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!"

"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to jerk off.

**MSFixR** · 05-08-2006, 09:28 PM

**RebelMan** · 05-08-2006, 10:08 PM

BlackWolf · 05-08-2006, 10:44 PM

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-09-2006, 06:22 AM

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05-09-2006, 11:58 AM

05-08-2006, 09:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	Poker Game This one I can change the names! Jonny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Jonny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but the stupid ... (oops) ... the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held. The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Jonny by the ear, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Jonny, and without comment the game resumed. For the rest of the afternoon, Jonny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions. After the poker game ended, the father asked Jonny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Jonny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!" "Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to jerk off.

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