Getting Divorced

**Val** · 05-08-2006, 09:15 PM

Naughty one. So I don't change the names!

Adam was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.

"Why Daddy?" asked a confused little Adam.

"Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."

Now more confused, Adam asked, "What does being in love mean?"

"Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your mom and I have lost that love."

"But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you."

"I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?"

"Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor, and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!'"

Jeff · 05-08-2006, 09:18 PM

ha ha... not bad.. 7

**Val** · 05-08-2006, 09:21 PM

Come on Jeff!!!

8 at least!

I'm going back to whatever forum...

**MSFixR** · 05-08-2006, 09:30 PM

**RebelMan** · 05-08-2006, 10:09 PM

BlackWolf · 05-08-2006, 10:44 PM

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-09-2006, 06:28 AM

Jeff · 05-09-2006, 08:51 AM

no 8's so far val!

05-08-2006, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	Getting Divorced Naughty one. So I don't change the names! Adam was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. "Why Daddy?" asked a confused little Adam. "Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love." Now more confused, Adam asked, "What does being in love mean?" "Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your mom and I have lost that love." "But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you." "I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?" "Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor, and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!'"

05-08-2006, 09:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,575 My Profile	8.

05-09-2006, 06:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,184 My Profile	7.5

05-08-2006, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	ha ha... not bad.. 7

05-08-2006, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	Come on Jeff!!! 8 at least! I'm going back to whatever forum...

05-08-2006, 10:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
RebelMan AgEnT oF ChAoS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Web Posts: 10,518 My Profile	7

05-08-2006, 10:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	7

05-09-2006, 08:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	no 8's so far val!

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