Forum Rules and Poster of the Month(May=Val)

BlackWolf · 04-08-2006, 11:23 PM

Here it is Ladies and Germs, BlackWolf’s official Poster of the Month and Rules thread for the Jokes and Humor forum.

Screw the history, we're staring over, the past is dead.

BlackWolf’s Rules:

1. Don’t piss off BlackWolf. (It’s hard to piss me off, so don’t worry about it too much)

2. Don’t bash posters or the forum.

3. BlackWolf has the ability to add/change as many rules as he sees fit.

4. Little blue people that claim to be from the planet Vogab are not allowed to post here.(that still cracks me up)

5. Don’t bring back a lot of old dead threads. Anything older then 2 weeks I consider dead. If you want to read old threads that’s great, just don’t reply to them.

6. When posting a link to another site make sure that site doesn’t contain anything against Fanhost rules.

7. Same goes for videos, games, pics ,etc.

8. No racist/sexist/anti-Semitic/etc. jokes. A little good hearted jab is fine, but nothing malicious, if you have joke you’re not sure about just PM me.

9. When I give you a low rating because I've heard that particular joke or it's been posted don't worry about it. I don't expect everything to be new to me after reading all the jokes I have. I simply give higher marks to newer jokes then old ones, that's all.

11. No nudity can be posted in this forum or linked to this forum. That includes pictures, cartoons, or any other form of it. (This use to be where it would say to get creative, but just don’t do it.)

And some info about the Poster of the Month.

Below is the scoring system that I use to pick the Poster of the Month. If you do have something to say about it, whether it‘s a question, comment, complaint or something else, don‘t be afraid to speak up.

Scoring System For Poster Of The Month:
Repost = -2
Recent Repost = -3
Breaking a rule = -5
Ratings for non-repost:
0-3 = -2
4-6 = -1
7 = 1
8-9 = 2
10 = 3
(in case of a tie in total points, highest scoring average wins out)
You may also gain bonus points by:
- Posting something you've came up with yourself that gains an average rating higher then a 6.
- By solving trivia questions that I post.
- By solving brain teasers.
- By responding to threads.
- Or doing something that I feel goes beyond posting a joke to benefit this forum.

Previous Poster’s of The Month:

Oct. 2002 Universal Mind
Nov. 2002 *CrazyFreak*
Dec. 2002 MichaeLove
Jan. 2003 thea
Feb. 2003 Gib-x
Mar. 2003 Gib-x
Apr. 2003 Vulture
May 2003 Avaya
June 2003 mic22 & Dennis
July 2003 thea
Aug. 2003 thea
Sept. 2003 thea
Oct. 2003 thea
Nov. 2003 thea
Dec. 2003 thea
Jan. 2004 thea
Feb. 2004 Zephyr
Mar. 2004 Zephyr
Apr. 2004 micc22
May 2004 Scoobie
June 2004 Scoobie & PeldonPeldon
July 2004 spscott
Aug. 2004 spscott
Sept. 2004 BoredJen
Oct. 2004 Scoobie
Nov. 2004 Scoobie
Dec. 2004 thea
Jan. 2005 Scoobie
Feb. 2005 * Cat *
Mar. 2005 Jonny
Apr. 2005 Val.
May 2005 TrineX
June 2005 Val.
July 2005 BlackWolf.
Aug. 2005 BlackWolf.
Sept. 2005 Val.
Oct. 2005 Val.
Nov. 2005 Scoobie
Dec. 2005 Val.
Jan. 2006 Val.
Feb. 2006 Val.
Mar. 2006 eliza'snumber1fan
April 2006 eliza'snumber1fan
May 2006 eliza'snumber1fan
June 2006 Val
July 2006 eliza'snumber1fan
Aug. 2006 MSFixR
Sept. 2006 Val
Oct. 2006 Val
Nov. 2006 Val
Dec. 2006 MSFixR
Jan. 2007 Val
Feb. 2007 MSFixR

04-09-2006, 09:42 AM

will the jokes that were posted on the old forum be counted?

BlackWolf · 04-09-2006, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonny

will the jokes that were posted on the old forum be counted?

I would, but there is no way to do so, everything from April on was erased

04-10-2006, 09:28 AM

well that sucks..

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 04-10-2006, 10:00 AM

ditto..

**Sk8er gurl** · 04-11-2006, 07:17 AM

arn't they here?

BlackWolf · 04-12-2006, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sk8er gurl

arn't they here?

Sadly no, if you'll notice all the dates in there are pre-April, that's when they saved the archive.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 04-30-2006, 06:30 PM

who will win april's poster of the month,???

my money is on blackwolf ?

BlackWolf · 04-30-2006, 09:45 PM

Ahaha, While I'd like to think that I have a shot I don't, as forum mod I don't count count my scores

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-01-2006, 04:30 AM

then its jonny to win ,

05-01-2006, 10:03 AM

I've posted like 3 jokes this month so I don't think so. I say you simon

**Val** · 05-02-2006, 09:28 PM

So BW ... today it's 2nd!

Who won?

05-03-2006, 01:07 PM

well it's third now. BW is slacking

**Val** · 05-03-2006, 08:24 PM

MY SACK JONNY ... HAHAHA !!!

Don't spend your money with me. On the last month I almost did not post here, but this month will be different.
Waits for me Jonny.

BlackWolf · 05-03-2006, 11:37 PM

Sorry guys, my internet crapped out on me again, I'll have it up tomorrow.

**Val** · 05-04-2006, 08:57 PM

My money goes for Simon, oh well.

BlackWolf · 05-04-2006, 11:53 PM

The Poster of The Month for April is Eliza'snumber1fan, congrats!

It wasn't even close, most people only posted a few jokes, no one other than Simon even makes the Honorable mentionlist this time. But over all this was good month, lots of new posters, and some really good jokes. This month's starting to look like it will be even better, keep it up people.

Honorable mention(Started at least 5 threads): N/A

Thread Starters: Val, Jonny, Sk8er Gurl, Rebelman, JenLoveMyLove, Killian, Petra02_06, MSFixR, Frasier, and KeiraLover.

Other visitors who contributed: T-J, mindycure, mons, Charlie5x5, and GrimJohn.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-05-2006, 09:48 AM

im shocked to win again,going to be a lot tougher this month

**Val** · 05-05-2006, 11:00 AM

Good job kid!

You really deserve, but this month will be different.
But don't pay attention to me. Keep your job up, ok?
Congrats from Val!

05-05-2006, 11:39 AM

congrats Simon.

04-08-2006, 11:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	Forum Rules and Poster of the Month(May=Val) Here it is Ladies and Germs, BlackWolf’s official Poster of the Month and Rules thread for the Jokes and Humor forum. Screw the history, we're staring over, the past is dead. BlackWolf’s Rules: 1. Don’t piss off BlackWolf. (It’s hard to piss me off, so don’t worry about it too much) 2. Don’t bash posters or the forum. 3. BlackWolf has the ability to add/change as many rules as he sees fit. 4. Little blue people that claim to be from the planet Vogab are not allowed to post here.(that still cracks me up) 5. Don’t bring back a lot of old dead threads. Anything older then 2 weeks I consider dead. If you want to read old threads that’s great, just don’t reply to them. 6. When posting a link to another site make sure that site doesn’t contain anything against Fanhost rules. 7. Same goes for videos, games, pics ,etc. 8. No racist/sexist/anti-Semitic/etc. jokes. A little good hearted jab is fine, but nothing malicious, if you have joke you’re not sure about just PM me. 9. When I give you a low rating because I've heard that particular joke or it's been posted don't worry about it. I don't expect everything to be new to me after reading all the jokes I have. I simply give higher marks to newer jokes then old ones, that's all. 11. No nudity can be posted in this forum or linked to this forum. That includes pictures, cartoons, or any other form of it. (This use to be where it would say to get creative, but just don’t do it.) And some info about the Poster of the Month. Below is the scoring system that I use to pick the Poster of the Month. If you do have something to say about it, whether it‘s a question, comment, complaint or something else, don‘t be afraid to speak up. Scoring System For Poster Of The Month: Repost = -2 Recent Repost = -3 Breaking a rule = -5 Ratings for non-repost: 0-3 = -2 4-6 = -1 7 = 1 8-9 = 2 10 = 3 (in case of a tie in total points, highest scoring average wins out) You may also gain bonus points by: - Posting something you've came up with yourself that gains an average rating higher then a 6. - By solving trivia questions that I post. - By solving brain teasers. - By responding to threads. - Or doing something that I feel goes beyond posting a joke to benefit this forum. Previous Poster’s of The Month: Oct. 2002 Universal Mind Nov. 2002 CrazyFreak Dec. 2002 MichaeLove Jan. 2003 thea Feb. 2003 Gib-x Mar. 2003 Gib-x Apr. 2003 Vulture May 2003 Avaya June 2003 mic22 & Dennis July 2003 thea Aug. 2003 thea Sept. 2003 thea Oct. 2003 thea Nov. 2003 thea Dec. 2003 thea Jan. 2004 thea Feb. 2004 Zephyr Mar. 2004 Zephyr Apr. 2004 micc22 May 2004 Scoobie June 2004 Scoobie & PeldonPeldon July 2004 spscott Aug. 2004 spscott Sept. 2004 BoredJen Oct. 2004 Scoobie Nov. 2004 Scoobie Dec. 2004 thea Jan. 2005 Scoobie Feb. 2005 * Cat * Mar. 2005 Jonny Apr. 2005 Val. May 2005 TrineX June 2005 Val. July 2005 BlackWolf. Aug. 2005 BlackWolf. Sept. 2005 Val. Oct. 2005 Val. Nov. 2005 Scoobie Dec. 2005 Val. Jan. 2006 Val. Feb. 2006 Val. Mar. 2006 eliza'snumber1fan April 2006 eliza'snumber1fan May 2006 eliza'snumber1fan June 2006 Val July 2006 eliza'snumber1fan Aug. 2006 MSFixR Sept. 2006 Val Oct. 2006 Val Nov. 2006 Val Dec. 2006 MSFixR Jan. 2007 Val Feb. 2007 MSFixR

04-09-2006, 09:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	will the jokes that were posted on the old forum be counted?

04-10-2006, 09:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	well that sucks..

04-10-2006, 10:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,085 My Profile	ditto..

04-11-2006, 07:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,223 My Profile	arn't they here?

04-30-2006, 06:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,085 My Profile	who will win april's poster of the month,??? my money is on blackwolf ?

04-30-2006, 09:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	Ahaha, While I'd like to think that I have a shot I don't, as forum mod I don't count count my scores

05-01-2006, 04:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,085 My Profile	then its jonny to win ,

05-01-2006, 10:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	I've posted like 3 jokes this month so I don't think so. I say you simon

05-02-2006, 09:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	So BW ... today it's 2nd! Who won?

05-03-2006, 01:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	well it's third now. BW is slacking

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05-03-2006, 08:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	MY SACK JONNY ... HAHAHA !!! Don't spend your money with me. On the last month I almost did not post here, but this month will be different. Waits for me Jonny.

05-03-2006, 11:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	Sorry guys, my internet crapped out on me again, I'll have it up tomorrow.

05-04-2006, 08:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	My money goes for Simon, oh well.

05-04-2006, 11:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	The Poster of The Month for April is Eliza'snumber1fan, congrats! It wasn't even close, most people only posted a few jokes, no one other than Simon even makes the Honorable mentionlist this time. But over all this was good month, lots of new posters, and some really good jokes. This month's starting to look like it will be even better, keep it up people. Honorable mention(Started at least 5 threads): N/A Thread Starters: Val, Jonny, Sk8er Gurl, Rebelman, JenLoveMyLove, Killian, Petra02_06, MSFixR, Frasier, and KeiraLover. Other visitors who contributed: T-J, mindycure, mons, Charlie5x5, and GrimJohn.

05-05-2006, 09:48 AM	#18 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,085 My Profile	im shocked to win again,going to be a lot tougher this month

05-05-2006, 11:00 AM	#19 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	Good job kid! You really deserve, but this month will be different. But don't pay attention to me. Keep your job up, ok? Congrats from Val!

05-05-2006, 11:39 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	congrats Simon.