Banksy

[Moshe..]

It was a form of gay guerilla-art all over my lovely post. I can't remember what it actually involved, but he was definitely fully engourged and pointing it at me in a threatening manner. Oh my god I thought i'd posted it accidentally because I do have a stone-over right now. I was like oops I was stoned and must have spent all night on the gay porn again.

[Moshe..]

It was a cruel trick to play on me because I already have suspicions that I secretly repress my pornographic memories. I have to talk to my analyst now bye.

[Jocasta]

Talk to Ophelia and me, it'll be cheaper and more effective.

[Moshe..]

I think I still have to go through a teenage rebellion phase. It’s impossible since my parents are this great big non-stop teenage rebellion disaster zone already. It’s like you have to rebel against their rebellion. My mum recently got a twisted ankle drunkenly jumping around in the bedroom on her own to crosby stills & nash. THe best I could do growing up was a margaret thatcher poster. Thatch was in hospital last night. Do hope she gets well soon.

[Ophelia]

Moeshe dear have a seat on my couch, close your eyes, hand over all your pot. Take a deep breath with your eyes closed and count to 100 taking long deep breaths...

*97, 98, 99, 100, opens eyes* *Op? op? er...*

[Jocasta]

crosby stills & nash.

Hahaha, that's embarrassing. But what makes you think age brings maturity? Funny bunny.

[Captain Beefheart]

I stopped self pleasuring myself to Margaret when I had that epiphany about Jocasta being a relative of hers in a parallel universe.

Moshe: Your diagnosis isn't repressed sexual thoughts, and more of a case of dissociative fugue, maybe with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Prince Charles seems to be blamed a lot more for mental disorders in the bible belt, King Beefy revised for the 20th time edition.

But we still like you. There is a sincerity about you that lends itself to comedy.Like a casanova professor, maybe an algerian intellectual sitting around with your feet up reading all day, watching homeless people masturbate.

[Moshe..]

I had a major lack of parental attention when i was growing up. My parents are very self-obsessed, it’s quite scary actually. I ended up confiding in household objects. I still have a sock fetish by the way. I don’t even buy that many. I just go to the shop and stare at the displays, i love harvey nicks so much! You know satie had a similar thing with umbrellas. People saw him randomly walking around montparnasse or montmartre everyday, and he always told them he was shopping for an umbrella. The french call their window-shopping ‘lèche-vitrine’, literally licking the plate glass. French is the best language for expressing the fetishistic manner of my life! I do wish london was a bit more fetishistic. Ok I’m embarrassing myself again. GOd I hate how english people drink beer all day. What ever happened to the opium dens. ALl pubs should be burnt down.