I've always wanted to visit Australia, it's probably the land blessed with the most awe inspiring views in Planet Earth, yet i've always been weary of koala's and sum aborigen with big arms destroying my coconut mandolin while yelling aloha goodbye style, while on the plane back to LAX sum old lady makes me her platonic manservent and forces me massage her calves.
Random Australia facts i've learned from Missy:
-Australians invented the folding sofa, Koala bears, and dust.
-Australia is the size of two canadas but only an area the size of Rhode Island is inhabitable.
-Australians version of dogs have three legs only and are named after a famous Beatle. That Beatle is: Pete Best.
-Every Australian has a snake skin vest that they take out on Sunday for special Australian dances and rituals or for just flossin' at the mall and impressing everyone.
-Australians smell wonderful like condensed milk and fabric softener.
