Lampard has stubby legs. If he wasn't a footballer i'm sure the family would have gotten him a nice sewing machine so he could do alterations osum sum heinous, salmon pink hospital scrub pants.
I do like Frank obviously, but the reason you should be a loyal "cule" is this:
:50 would make Jocasta wet herself HA! What a smile.
BTW it's "Camp Nou", not Barca stadium.
