I found this today in a (female) magazine and I think itīs awesome
1 Women on average live 5 years longer than men
2 we donīt get an unexpected erection during a Business-Meeting
3 itīs not our Part to ask a man for a date, but when we do it, we are seen as very confident.
4 if we close the zipper of our jeans too fast we donīt have to worry to get hurt
5 our proud is not affected, if we donīt get it working to attach a storage back
6 In prisons there are thrice more men than women arrested. That means: we are either too good, to commit a crime or to clever to get caught.
7 if we donīt shave once we just wear a long pants/jeans.
8 a bar of chocolate and an episode of "Sex and the City" save our bad day.
9 we get saved from every sinking ship at first.
10 we are no cowards - if we scream through a whole horror movie.
11 Multiple orgasm (any questions?!)
12 men think they are hard. But actually we have to bear much more pain (i.e. giving birth to children). Maybe ask your friend one time to squeeze a mango through his nostril.
13 after a hard working day we have the privilege to enjoy a 2 hour bath.
14 we donīt feel inferior if our man earns more money than we do.
15 we can talk to men without trying to imagine them being naked.
16 on the toilette we hit the toilet bowl and no one is standing next to us to compare the genital.
17 we donīt grow hair out of our nose.
18 we can blame hormone fluctuation before/during/after our menstruation for our bad mood and outburst of fury
19 two words: Johnny Depp (well I, for myself take Josh Hartnett
)
20 we can go to the toilette twosome without being suspicious
21 we are always right! (even when we arenīt)
22 we know that the size is important!