Thread: Losing Weight
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
Ophelia
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I'm so fat, I need a crane to get in and out of my house. I sometimes spread my schmegma on my bagel when I run out of cream cheese. I haven't seen my nether regions in years.
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