Freaking Cowboys. 13 years! ARGHHH! I predict that Tony Romo's relationship with Jessica Simpson will collapse under the weight of a million sports pundits blaming it for the team's ultimate downfall.
I also can't wait until the story of this year goes from the Patriots legendary season to Brett Favre's legendary season. Favre vs. Brady is like Rocky vs. Drago. I envision Favre walking around with tree stumps on his back while Brady is injected with the super soldier serum by a secret government agent that looks exactly like Nick Fury. There is something spooky about your organization, fellas... I'm sorry to tell you. I think they may be the literal outer head of the Illuminati itself.
