helllooooo hi my name is jess. i was a newbie back in like 2002-2003 at the tender age of 15 (which would make me 20 now.) i was a self-proclaimed straight girl who chalked up her obsessions with tv and movie starlets to "big sister fantasies" (being an only child..) until one fateful night... i dreamt of eliza dushkus gorgeous mouth on mine (since being a huge buffy fan since season 1.) i came upon this forum and professed my IM REALLY STRAIGHT I SWEAR TO GOD BUT I HAD THIS DREAM.. AND IT WAS HOT LOL WTF OMGZZ ROFLCOPTER shpeal and ever since have fallen madly in love with other women.
you may remember me as elizaismyhero4e, but for some reason i could not remember my password after i'd left this site for more than a year or two, when they changed everything and really pissed me off, thus resorting to my current handle.
i met some glorious people on this forum, all of whom helped me realize that its OK to be GAY. ha ha ha. none of which have remained members. except for my sexual e-girlfriend charlie, aka charlie5x5, i think.. regardless, I LOVE YOU SEXY
anyway, i have not forgotten that dream of making out with the dush and often think about it during my 10-6 workday. sometimes on the weekends. it was THAT hot, even though we were on a nickelodeon bus.
during my free time i watch weeds on dvd, read books written by my favorite comediennes, and drink heavily with my friends.
relationships are complicated and the only relationship i concern myself with these days is the deep one i share with Ketel One.
We are life mates.
I am a pretty girl, and i like pretty girls. and i like funny boys. but only as friends!! ha ha sorry, guys.
i have developed a crush on a female co-worker of mine recently, and i find her maturity (six years my senior) to be quite sexy. also she looks like nancy from weeds and, obviously, im down. but we both work for my MOM so therefore... no.
my mom tried to do a tv show on A&E called confessions of a matchmaker over the summer. then A&E canceled it due to the horrors of dog the bounty hunter and lack of funding.
SO YEAH DUDES I WAS ON TV TOTALLY HA yr jealous.
im seriously kidding.
seriously.
i am not proud of my fifteen minutes of fame on a dating show, where i work in the office since im a college dropout.
oh well, 12 bucks an hour is a pretty sweet deal.
if you want to get to know me more, my myspace is
www.myspace.com/timkellerr and my AIM handle is timkellerr.
dont ask about tim keller. it's a sticky situation.
<3. it's good to be back.
ps- this is a pic with me and my girlfriend..
