I love to water my plants and watch the water soak into the soil. I fear for their lives, and what will happen to me when they die.
After i'll take my morning piss, when the first rush of relief comes over me I moan, "Oh lord no oh why oh god no," like a sigh of climactic release. The word choice is puzzling tho, it seems so negative and yet arises from such an an immensely pleasurable moment.
During my second piss of the day I flush the toilet before I'm done and try to finish before the toilet is done flushing.. I win about 80% of the time, and if not I'm usually a close 2nd.
