So, there's this giant redwood (I can only speak for myself) reaching for the skies. Can't turn over to my stomach, hurts like a mofo.

Knocking down mobile antennas, bringing down satellites, how can one bring it down to normal human size?

Pissing doesn't do it for me, hot or cold shower: still there (I find the cold very arousing), and putting on pants is a nuisance. Takes too long to calm the beast. What to do, what to do...