[Moshe..]

I hope that your father was not an ugly dwarf who liked beating you up while dressed up in cheapo russian suits which are probably made out of nylon.

I have a fetish for martin amis. I shouldn't because he writes terrible novels, but one admires his high conversational style.

And I have a shameful love of the pianist helene grimaud. She destroys all my favourite music with her appalling piano style. But, on the other hand, she lives with wolves and has a cupboard full of dead animals.