A black SUV pulls in the garage .. The Garage door starts to close..Out pops Josh ! Feverishly token his cig. I fell like i was drowing ..he is right there !!! and the door is closing! I felt Kates Back Hand smack me right in the back of my head from across the pond screaming "Say someting you bloody fool "
I belted out JOSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please !!!!!!! Can you give me an autograph ?
He is so tall im short . He turned towards me ..and .. (HOLD ON BUNNIES !!!!!!) he stooped down as the door was closing real low an gave me the 2 finger wave an yelled yea yea yea yea yea . Boom the door closed.
My bottom lip must have hit the phucken floor because the door opened back up. A security guard came out an said to me. Josh said to tell you he will give you an autogragh when hes done. and to wait !!!!!! OMFG |