[Samson The Cat]

I can only remember sum dude who lost his wife and his house and sold his kidney, he wanted to be a hero for his son, to invent that single brew coffee cup thing that... had ALREADY BEEN INVENTED.

That's so sad.

If you're gonna lip sync

Oh, hell no. Not me. That's not what I meant.

Of course there's the drank-a-bottle-of-Prosecco "dancing" in the privacy of my own home, but that's another thing entirely.

We all do that - except for the prosecco maybe - and yes, it's something different and entirely ok.