For your own safety, the following activities should definitely be avoided:
* Knitting, macramé and decoupage
* Listening to soft-rock, "chill-out" or Romantic Comedy soundtracks.
* Using a leaf-blower instead of rake
* Showing of any emotion other than anger or happiness
* Purchasing anything labelled “unisex”
* Speaking French, even in France
* Buying a car painted Champaign, pink, lime green, orange or baby blue.
Amen to that! |