God lives on a planet far far away called Kolab, and if your a really good mormon, you can be the god of your own planet too! Joseph Smith is a visionary indeed.
The one thing about the mormen's out to convert, they are super easy to spot coming. They have no urban-camo, so to speak. You can seem em a mile away, with their identical lame-ass haircuts, and black name tags. I'm very rarely suprised by their approach and if you want to throw me off ask them about D & C 132. They'll know what you mean. (The passage in one of the mormon books, the Doctrine and Covenants, that declared that God thought polygamy was okey-dokey
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