I kill people, generally I top them off with a chainsaw and down the stairwell they go. One of the more interesting/humorous perks of my job is when I get to analyze Phil Collins and Genesis records with hookers.
Yup that's me B-e-e-f-o, representing so many vicious and evil things present in america then (mid eighties) and now.
Really I "free lance", not because i'm an independent soul or anything, i'm one of those with little motivation to work in an office environment other than to earn money. While I would benefit from the idea of someone else supporting me I couldn't do it on a moral basis.
Lizzy: Ever felt like looking for a job is much like a job itself?
I was doing sum work for a lawyer this past week and she told me about a normal day at her office: a resume comes through the fax machine, someone answers the phone, she needs a piece of paper to write somethin.. so she rips the resume and writes it on a shred.
HAHAHHA. Not to mention the personality tests you have to take. You can't just lie on them and tell them what they want to hear and pass. It doesn't matter how you answer, when someone has bipolar disorder, and other select s!hit, there is a statistical pattern to their answers, it is in the way they think. No matter how you answer, they'll know 90% of the time. INTP in the house!