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Old 02-24-2007, 05:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart
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Lightbulb Cooking is dope. Buy or Sell.

I keep hearing from people, "Oh jeez, I can't cook anything besides pop-tarts." I remember in home-ec class in middle school, people would burn the simplest cookies, ones that would only take ten or twelve minutes in the oven. Do you have any trouble like that?

I love the speed and multitasking, the judgement calls and sudden inspiriations that turn it from a methodical process to an art. Mostly I WUV eating. If i'm cooking for more than a couple of hours, sometimes I loose my appetite from sampling (and snacking) so much along the way, but I always have room for at least a taste of each dish.

For all you single guys learn how to cook at least a couple nice meals, the ladies like it if you can cook. And if they can't cook they can clean the dishes like my girl, it's a perfect arrangement.

PS: I'm addicted to drinking marinated sea food. And if you're picturing me in this very old adobe kitchen cooking burritos with a victorian musket costume you're not far from reality. HA!
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