I remember this one that I was chilling with a girlfriend watching "Labyrinth" on her bed. I was behind her and ended up stabbing her in the butt. I felt really ackward 'cuz it was during a scene where Bowie was sporting his all too revealing leotard. It made for a good laugh as I sat back and pondered my sexuality..
*Fanhost Confessional*
I used to get erections from silly 6th grade stuff like, holding girls hands and silly cheesy stuff. Try having a random erection then getting called up for a classroom presentation. You know, like to worse times to get one when everyone is leaving and expect you do to so too. Like in school when the lesson is over or whatever. You sit there in panic and try to focus on ugliness and things to soften up a little.
-Beefheart