You got that right! I would let her out of the closet once a day to pee, feed her shrimp on the barbie and grape flavored ice cream, read her Godzilla comic books, play Slim Whitman and Engelbert Humperdink all day to keep her happy and, once a week, I would take her to the duck pond (in handcuffs and shackles of course so she wouldn't run away). If that's not LOVE, then what IS? LOL! |