That's pretty good. She could be my "little dive bum" anytime.

What did the five Alba fingers say to the shark's face? S-L-A-P!!! She's Jessica Alba bi**h!! Wish I could've gotten that on camera.

The comments about the sea being a wondrous place are true. I came within a hair of signing up for the Navy just to be around it and another hair of staying as a Marine Biology major for it but then discovered jobs aren't that good for the latter unless you get a PhD. As for the former, I don't handle other people ordering me about while insulting me occasionally so the military wound up being out. My wife has a theory I died in a shipwreck in a past life as I'm obsessed w/the History/Discovery Channel shipwreck shows constantly on.