27, married, no kids, and an out clause that strictly allows me to pursue meaningful relationships w/extrememly hot starlets; no one-nighters. And no, it's not mean since the wife has the same clause w/the names Affleck and Damon on it.

Currently residing in Albany, NY and working for the number 2 food producing company in the world no one's heard of: Cargill Foods. Lab Manager-extraordinaire and Packer fan until death.