Dear
(Lacey), I wish to inform you that you are the most
(awesomest) person I have ever
(heard of). You are
(far more) (down to Earth) than
(most people in your line of work), which I find very attractive. I
(have no respect for) people who are
(self-absorbed trouble magnets), and you are not like that at all, which makes you
(hotter than you look). I find myself
(often) daydreaming about
(holding your hand while driving (my job)).
Your
(genuine smiles) are like
(a cool breeze on the beach during a hot Summer day) and your
(giggle) reminds me of
(the way my niece giggles when I act goofy for her). I would happily
(help you pick out clothes and hold your purse while you tried them on) in order to
(be the one guy in 10 million who gets a second date with you); I can only hope you feel the same
(intrigue) toward me. I eagerly await your candid reply.
Sincerely, your
(wannabe-man),
(Jim).
Extent of Interest (check one):
[_] Curious, [_] Intrigued, [_] Captivated, [_] I have a bit of a Crush, [_] Infatuated,
[X] Totally Gah Gah, [_] Obsessed
I have felt this way since (check one):
[_] Forever, [_] I was Born, [_] I heard of you, [_] I saw you, [_] We met,
[X] You were Spoken Well of in Conversation, [_] I Realized you Liked me, [_] This Morning
Suggested Activities (check all that apply):
[X] Conversing,
[X] Lunch, [_] Copulating, [_] Flirting, [_] Dancing,
[X] Cohabitating, [_] Gazing Fondly,
[X] Knot-tying, [_] Kissing,
[X] Growing Old,
[X] Other: __You name it_____________
Please Reply (check all that apply):
[X] Immediately,
[X] In Writing, [_] At your Leisure
, [X] And/or in Person, [_] No Reply Necessary, [_] With Enthusiasm,
[X] Other: __Here_____________
Disclaimer: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings for you at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly!
Further notation (please refrain from poetry):
__I will not be a Tom Arnold unless your Dad twists my arm__
__I was raised with most of the same values you were__
__I love to drive; I will happily be your chauffeur if you don't enjoy driving__
__I am your Mom's biggest fan__
