Someone linked up this, and I thought it would be cute to post it so people could fill in their own blanks and share them and we could all laugh or say "how cute" or whatever. And then later, it was discovered that the main body isn't written very well, at least not for anything WE would like to say, and so naturally, someone suggested I correct it. (Note: This is harder than it looks.)
Dear
(name of recipient), I wish to inform you that you are the most
(superlative) person I have ever
(activity). You are
(adjective of magnitude) (remarkable characteristic) than
(someone/something with a lot of that characteristic), which I find very attractive. I
(expression of displeasure) people who are
(undesirable human quality), and you are not like that at all, which makes you
(what it makes hir). I find myself
(adjective of frequency) daydreaming about
(plotline of your fantasy).
Your
(body parts (plural)) are like
(rare or precious things) and your
(body part (singular)) reminds me of
(something desirable). I would happily
(an extreme act) in order to
(goal of such absurd action); I can only hope you feel the same
(euphamism for attraction) toward me. I eagerly await your candid reply.
Sincerely, your
(relationship to recipient),
(name of sender).
Extent of Interest (check one):
[_] Curious, [_] Intrigued, [_] Captivated, [_] I have a bit of a Crush, [_] Infatuated, [_] Totally Gah Gah, [_] Obsessed
I have felt this way since (check one):
[_] Forever, [_] I was Born, [_] I heard of you, [_] I saw you, [_] We met, [_] You were Spoken Well of in Conversation, [_] I Realized you Liked me, [_] This Morning
Suggested Activities (check all that apply):
[_] Conversing, [_] Lunch, [_] Copulating, [_] Flirting, [_] Dancing, [_] Cohabitating, [_] Gazing Fondly, [_] Knot-tying, [_] Kissing, [_] Growing Old, [_] Other: _______________
Please Reply (check all that apply):
[_] Immediately, [_] In Writing, [_] At your Leisure, [_] And/or in Person, [_] No Reply Necessary, [_] With Enthusiasm, [_] Other: _______________
Disclaimer: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings for you at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly!
Further notation (please refrain from poetry):
_________________
_________________
_________________
There, now all you have to do is quote this and you can fill in the blanks.
The original form, you had to make sure your responses fit in the space provided, but this one, you can take as much space as you need. If you make changes or improvements, please make them evident and I may change this post to what you suggest.